Gibberish News W/LoKo KoRona

HI, my name is LoKo KoRona and this is Gibberish News. 3/14/2008 Friday.

Wow this is like my second day on this site and really excited….no more annoying my friends on Yahoo…no I get to annoy the world…awsome…Now the news

I would want to know how many people actually remembers Laurena Bobbit…the one that uh you know removed her husband’s carryon….well women are getting more violent with their husbands other than sleeping around…a woman from Beigin, China burned her husband after a violent agrument about washing his feet before going to bed. Really, that is a problem that can be solve quicker without going to jail…Lysol. And get this they were just in their ongoing honeymoon……Wow..Woman was arrested.

in another story, a father wanted to spoil his son after returning from Iraq, bought the exact same car like the Police Cruiser on the movie Transformers….Nevada stated that the cruiser does look like their own police cruiser but the only differnce is it contains as a slogan: To Invade and Enslave and Call 411 to movie information. Well now if we’re driving through Nevada it will be hard to determine it’s a real cop or a fake cop…Damn it. I can’t drive fast….Oh by the way it’s not against the law, there.

In celebrity news…if you remember Richard Gere and his rondevo with a woman on India’s television Network where he kissed her live….then you remember that he received a warrant for his arrest….Well no it’s okay for him to go back…yea yea the warrant was dropped. So he can go back and spend money because you know that they need it. I think. oh well shows you that i know nothing about their economy and i don’t want to give any false statement just like Dan Rather did. but hey Gere…psst..it’s a trap. lol no i’m kidding.

Well that’s all the freaking news i have and i’m sticking to it and as Brian Williams will say…wait what does he say after he ends his NBC news segment…oh well Goodbye.

Gibberish News w/Loko Korona

Wow!!! I going where people with no experiance with the news has never gone before…okay….I’ll call this Gibberish news as my first edition named….I’m on WordPress Edition…yea..and thanks to my brother where i will disclose his information due to privacy act…..thanks Willie…

I’ll start first with some Celeberity news..Omarosa…huh is she a celebrity..? Fat chance but according to Donald Trump on the apprentience she is…Wacky huh.. Good news though she’s FIRED!! again. on the same task. bummer. Piers my money is on you man…you rock. This week battle is between Piers and Baldwin’s idiot brother Steven. They both hate each other. And I thought watching Flav was awsome…NoT. Who thinks reality tv is just getting worse and worse… My Dad vs. Your Dad..Come on…it’s like Fear Factor for kids man…Ameisia..well you know that they’ll be some divorce there when husband has no clue on their wedding aniversery or what color teddy she was wearing on that day….

now one thing that really bothered me was how Yahoo displaying ways you can know you have a good boss….or a bad one too…My question is who’s got the time and patience to write that down…I’m not at at work to survey my boss…kooky but really don’t have the time. that is just dumb man. one example of a good boss…talks to you always there when you need him/her…bad boss…stares at you like you have a booger by your nose…hmm..I think people just make things up…even in those females magazines. How your man is your man…ladies let me break it to you…he’s a man. act like one will be on because he is one.

my last news and believe me this will be breaking your neck type of news…Gas Prices is going through the roof…..what now an arm and two legs…damn..California residents have to pay already about $4.00 per gallon. hey what can i say except time to go back to the stone age and ride Mammoths instead of SUVs.

Well thats my edition of I’m finally on WordPress Edition and saying adios goodbye chao.

this is Corona saying some body send me a piece of Good News.

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