HI, my name is LoKo KoRona and this is Gibberish News. 3/14/2008 Friday.
Wow this is like my second day on this site and really excited….no more annoying my friends on Yahoo…no I get to annoy the world…awsome…Now the news
I would want to know how many people actually remembers Laurena Bobbit…the one that uh you know removed her husband’s carryon….well women are getting more violent with their husbands other than sleeping around…a woman from Beigin, China burned her husband after a violent agrument about washing his feet before going to bed. Really, that is a problem that can be solve quicker without going to jail…Lysol. And get this they were just in their ongoing honeymoon……Wow..Woman was arrested.
in another story, a father wanted to spoil his son after returning from Iraq, bought the exact same car like the Police Cruiser on the movie Transformers….Nevada stated that the cruiser does look like their own police cruiser but the only differnce is it contains as a slogan: To Invade and Enslave and Call 411 to movie information. Well now if we’re driving through Nevada it will be hard to determine it’s a real cop or a fake cop…Damn it. I can’t drive fast….Oh by the way it’s not against the law, there.
In celebrity news…if you remember Richard Gere and his rondevo with a woman on India’s television Network where he kissed her live….then you remember that he received a warrant for his arrest….Well no it’s okay for him to go back…yea yea the warrant was dropped. So he can go back and spend money because you know that they need it. I think. oh well shows you that i know nothing about their economy and i don’t want to give any false statement just like Dan Rather did. but hey Gere…psst..it’s a trap. lol no i’m kidding.
Well that’s all the freaking news i have and i’m sticking to it and as Brian Williams will say…wait what does he say after he ends his NBC news segment…oh well Goodbye.
